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As it turned out, their final day on Coruscant would not be one of rest and relaxation. Seela and Cotan would have to wait until he returned in a month or so, if he returned at all. And that was a good indication that the Republic were expecting this battle to be heavy, as in, heavy casualties.

On his first deployment to Dantooine, the only troopers he knew were Tup, Spark and Tye, and out of those three, one had already died. Now he knew so many more, and even liked… one of them, and the odds were that some of these men would die too.

Dogma, Jesse, Tup, Spark and Kix were all in the bunkroom that afternoon, either giving their armour a final buff and polish or cleaning out any junk in their lockers.

Hardcase, true to his word, had been in the showers for an unspeakable amount of time, presumably with the water on ice-cold. In the process of cleaning his lower body armour, he had whacked the joint painfully on the side of his bunk. You know Fives gets to sleep in a room of four? He was seated a couple of bunks over from Dogma, tongue between his teeth as he buffed his bucket carefully. Dogma kept his eyes on his own gear and did his best to ignore them.

They all watched him leave in curious silence, but Dogma quickly looked back down at his lap. Spark had still not reverted back to his old self, and aside from Dogma overhearing his grief in the showers days prior, he had rarely seen or heard from him. Dogma glanced at Tup and with the brief eye contact he knew that Tup remembered too. Spark clearly wanted nothing to do with this conversation. Jesse sighed, eyeing his armour.

Get him yourself. He made eye contact with Dogma, who had been curiously watching their interaction, and smirked. Is there something in the regs about showering too long, and like, wasting water or something? Dogma glared at him for the obvious bait, hating that he was being made fun of. With a deep scowl, he gently placed his forearm guard and polish down and rose from the bunk. Most of the men, including Spark, were at the mirrors, trimming their hair or beards.

There was only one trooper in the showers section, sitting, which could not be sanitary, and Dogma sighed in resignation. Hardcase had his eyes closed as he sat facing the wall, head bowed under the cold spray. Coughing awkwardly when he reached him, Dogma quickly averted his eyes. Hardcase, on the other hand, was either in such a deep state of meditation that he did not hear his cough or was just simply ignoring him.

Dogma reached over and turned off the water. He looked up at Dogma and pouted. I was building up an immunity. Sighing dramatically, Hardcase got off the tiled floor and shamelessly stretched his limbs, roped muscles straining from the effort. Dogma focused on the tile with renewed intensity, face growing hot against his will.

Embarrassed by his own embarrassment, he glared at Hardcase. Realising with relief that his mission was achieved and he could leave, Dogma turned on his heel as Hardcase reached for a towel and walked out. The door slid closed behind him and Dogma took a second to let his embarrassment settle, waiting for a couple of beats and watching the other unaware troopers, before going over to his bunk and resuming his cleaning. Hardcase entered the room a minute later, towel around his waist, grinning from ear to ear.

Dogma kept his gaze on his forearm guard, but out of the corner of his eye he could see Hardcase take off his towel and fold it over the locker door. We were beginning to think you might have drowned. Once Hardcase was fully dressed in his armour, disappointingly unpolished, they were ready to collect their weapons and meet Captain Rex and the rest of the st at the main docking area. Following the others out the bunkroom, Dogma stilled in the doorway.

Alone, he hurried back to the lockers, entered his CT number and stashed the flimsy up the sleeve of his blacks. It was an embarrassing weakness, but no one had to know about it. And if no one knew, then was it really that big of a deal? Scurrying out of the bunkroom, he was surprised to find Hardcase waiting for him outside, the others long gone. The flimsy burned against his wrist and Dogma self-consciously clutched at the armour that concealed the evidence of his mortifying attachment.

Dogma just nodded silently in reply, afraid that if he opened his mouth Hardcase would somehow guess what he went back for. The two of them collected their weapons and made their way out the barracks before Hardcase turned to him again.

Dogma just stared at him, shocked. They reached the docking area, filled with hundreds of troopers, and Dogma quickly pulled his bucket over his head and stood to attention. It was a sea of blue and white, so many troopers ready to do their duty, and he was overcome with the sobering realisation of how miniscule his contribution and existence truly was in the war effort.

His life and impending death would mean nothing. These were classic Tup thoughts, this self-doubt and anxiety over an imminent battle, and Dogma hated himself for it. Groups of troopers filed onto transport shuttles, and Dogma remained in perfect formation, still keeping an eye out for his chronically nervous batchmate. Tup was not in his immediate vicinity, so he refocused his concentration on the task at hand.

Fives was likely with him, Tup would be fine. Due to its production of bacta, Thyferra was one of the most important planets for the Republic in their war effort. This was one of the very rare times that the Separatists ventured within the inner rim during the war, such was the significance of the occupation and control of Thyferra. The dire consequences for losing this campaign were enough to make anyone nervous, and you could almost feel the grim determination leaking through the armour of the troopers as the transports took them planetside.

Well, all the troopers except for Hardcase, who Dogma could hear bouncing in excitement next to him, the rotary cannon occasionally jolting against his leg. It was nighttime on Thyferra, and Dogma stared into the darkness through the open gunship doors, feeling the temperature get hotter and hotter the closer they got to the surface.

Every time he thought the heat was too stifling, the temperature somehow increased again. Clutching the ceiling cable, Dogma took in a deep breath and tried to force his body to adjust. The air was hot and sticky, sitting heavily in his lungs even when he released the breath again.

This fucking sucks , he thought to himself. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted Tup in the corner next to Fives, clutching his cable with two hands. With a petty, spiteful pleasure, Dogma noted that Fives was not offering him any kind of physical support or comfort. As soon as the satisfaction appeared however, Dogma felt a deep, humiliating sense of shame wash over him.

In that moment, Dogma had never been more glad for the privacy of his bucket; his shame was visible to no one but himself. The gunship shuddered a couple of times and Dogma held his cable tighter. The plan was to strike a communications outpost the Separatists had recently taken control of, effectively cutting off detailed transmissions between their main cruisers and the planet, and then meet them on the battlefield tomorrow and overwhelm their forces in the following days or weeks.

However long it took. It sounded relatively simple, but Dogma knew that with the amount of men brought along for this campaign, the Republic were preparing for some unexpected twists and turns. The familiar surge of duty and pride overtook him, and Dogma found himself standing straighter in response.

With one last shudder the transport gunship landed in a clearing and the troopers marched out. Hardcase gave him a rough punch to the shoulder, letting out a short burst of laughter, and Dogma sent him an offended look concealed by his bucket. At least someone was excited.

Get a move on. Hurrying to where he could see General Skywalker, they passed other gunships and larger transports in the process of landing, troopers jumping out and gathering together as they obeyed the orders over their own comms. Captain Rex was barely fifty meters away at the edge of the clearing, but Dogma could already feel his heart hammering in his chest as his lungs worked overtime; the heat was stifling.

He felt like he could barely breathe, let alone fight. The thought of his blacks soon being drenched in his own sweat made him shudder with disgust. Trying to keep his breathing as quiet and even as possible, Dogma listened with rapt attention to General Skywalker, keeping an eye out on the thick, dark jungle behind him. Ahsoka and I will draw a lot of their fire but be prepared to get dirty. Sweat gathering at the back of his neck, Dogma settled into a steady pace behind the other troopers, clutching his blaster to his chest and weaving his way through the mess of branches, leaves and mud.

He was not yet exhausted, but the heavy air was causing his breathing to become ragged and he hoped no one else could hear his wheezing. Hardcase was still trotting alongside him, and Dogma glanced at the bulky rotary cannon with sympathy.

That was a heavy weapon, especially to be carrying around in this suffocating heat. Although Hardcase did it with significantly more force. Hardcase turned his head towards him, tilting it in curiosity.

As per the regulations, it was not against protocol to speak privately over comms to another trooper before the battle began, if the conversation was of importance to the campaign. Which it was, of course. Dogma thanked every god he could think of that the comm channel was closed. Dogma rolled his eyes and switched off the channel, both in annoyance and because they were less than one hundred meters from their destination.

Thankfully, the shrubbery completely concealed them from view. The Separatists likely knew they had entered the atmosphere, but hopefully they thought the Republic were going to launch a full-scale attack, not immediately target one of their communications outposts.

Dogma held his breath in trepidation, keeping a keen eye on the jaig eyed bucket up ahead. The hand flicked downwards and they all rose as one. Breath rattling his in lungs, Dogma and the Torrent forces charged towards the tower as the sound of laser cannons echoed through the night.

It was all a blur of blaster fire from then on, aim-and-shoot and hope for the fucking best. Even through the mounting chaos, Dogma could still hear the steady pound of the rotary cannon and an occasional whoop of joy. The other st groups had hit the outpost from either side, and it was clear that the scouting reports had been correct; the droids army were unprepared and overwhelmed by their assault. He spied the General and Commander scaling the building, their sword-like weapons glowing brightly in the darkness, and prayed that they could end this battle quickly.

Once the control tower was secured, the droids would fall soon after, and they would be one step closer to leaving this hellhole. A bolt of energy whizzed past his ear, a few centimeters from frying his brain, and Dogma quickly shot down the offending droid as his heart jumped in his chest. That was way too close.

It was a timely reminder to keep his full focus on the task at hand, and not to let his gaze drift to acrobatic jedi, no matter how impressive they were. Eventually the battle died down and with great effort he could catch his breath, the droid army completely overwhelmed by their forces in under an hour. To his relief, the element of surprise had ensured that there were minimal casualties, and he spotted Kix and the other medics treating the wounded.

Sucking in the heavy air, he made his way over to where Hardcase, Jesse and Tup were gathered. He waved when he spotted Dogma. His comms activated again, and Dogma listened closely. Rest up? Dogma thought with frustrated confusion.

How on earth could anyone rest while they were being cooked alive in this furnace; he could feel his blacks clinging uncomfortably to his chest and back, completely soaked though.

Jesse, however, had already dropped down to the damp ground and leaned up against a twisted trunk, muttering quietly to himself. Leaning the rotary cannon against another tree, Hardcase shrugged. Tup remained silent, and Dogma wondered if he should ask his opinion over a private comm channel, but immediately thought better of it.

Sighing, he sat up against a trunk next to Hardcase, ignoring the way the plastoid armour dug into his upper thighs. He desperately wanted to take off his bucket, at least to get some air movement on his face, but he knew that if the heat was sweltering now, it would be even worse without the protection of the internal filters.

Instead, Dogma just suffered in silence, sweat dripping down his face as he watched hundreds of other troopers either entering the tower or resting outside. There was no way he would sleep, but Dogma let his muscles relax and his breathing deepen. As Jesse had said; tomorrow would be worse. I've got all my story beats set out from here on out, and this was meant to just be a transition chapter before we hit another planned idea, but things just got away from me with this one lmao.

As much as I desperately want to write some pining, these things take time. An hour, then two, ticked by. While running around and shooting down droids had been exhausting in the heat, just sitting and baking in it was somehow worse.

Now, there was nothing else to focus on but the gathering of sweat on his skin and the gradual brightening of the sky overhead.

Jesse and Hardcase had dozed off rather quickly, their lack of yapping giving them away, and Tup appeared to have followed soon after. Occasionally, Dogma saw Kix hurry by, medpack in hand.

There was no rest for the medics, and it seemed by his overt importance that Kix was one of the best. Watching him administer a bactapack to the neck of an injured trooper, his care visible in the gentleness of the action, Dogma decided that he liked Kix.

A few meters to his left, Tup stirred, waking from his light sleep. Hardcase and Jesse were awake immediately, jumping up with barely a stumble, and the voice of General Skywalker sounded over his helmet comms.

Earlier than expected. Denal, you and your men stay here to guard the tower, see if you can disable the rest of their communications from here. Dogma scrambled to where the majority of troopers started to march, sending up a silent prayer for their safety that he knew would not be answered. There would be a lot of bloodshed in the next few hours, he could feel it, skin prickling in apprehension. This time, not even Hardcase made a sound as they hurried towards the clearing. Once they reached the large field, Dogma spotted the Republic cannons and walkers already set up, waiting for the enemy.

At least he would die doing what he was born to do; fighting for the Republic and ensuring their victory in important systems. There was some comfort in that. He took a deep breath, steadied his balance, aimed his blaster up ahead, and waited. There was a tentative stillness, the weight of the heat settling on them as if to watch the battle itself.

The Separatists were nowhere to be seen, though he knew they must be arriving soon, but Dogma heard a barely audible click and his nerves screamed in warning. A faint whistling sounded overhead, getting louder by the millisecond, and Dogma looked up. There was a tiny moment of hesitation as they saw the large burning flame move across the hazy sky, then a wild flurry of movement.

Dogma ran and dove, hearing the explosion sound just meters from where his once was. One of the walkers was up in flames, the trooper trapped inside, and Dogma felt sick. He only had a second to register the horror before more explosions and blaster fire followed.

Even worse, the suffocating heat made the smell of burnt flesh even stronger, and Dogma nearly heaved into his bucket when he tripped on the body of an unmoving trooper. Blaster fire whizzed past his body, and he pushed himself back up to his feet to aim in the direction of the incoming droids.

Dogma tried not to let that worry him. Suddenly, the whistle was back, and it was loud. Groaning, there was a second of confused peace and Dogma blinked slowly up at the sky.

And then the searing pain in his right leg registered in his brain. A muffled scream burst from his mouth as his vision went white. Lolling his head to the side and opening his eyes, he could make out through blurry vision that his leg was in fact still attached. The armour, however, had been blown off and Dogma dry retched into his bucket at the sight of the seared flesh revealed underneath, blood seemingly everywhere.

The relief of still having two legs lasted only a couple of seconds, as a new thought replaced it. Dogma groaned, the excruciating pain from his leg a solid distraction as more explosions rung out around him. Just as he felt himself starting to black out, a firm grip wrenched itself under his arms and dragged him across the ground. He let out a choked sob as stabs of pain travelled up his leg, the limb burning as it was pulled over mud and stones. Eventually the dragging stopped and his limp body was readjusted.

Dogma became aware of the sounds of heavy breathing and cries around him and opened his eyes blearily. He was among other injured troopers, and his rescuer was knelt down beside his leg, fiddling with his medkit. The medic removed his right thigh plate and clipped away what remained of his blacks on his right leg, leaving around ten inches of fabric below his hip.

He hissed as a liquid was poured on his large wound, gasping for air as it seemed to sizzle on his skin. No time for gentleness, the medic wrapped his leg in a non-stick gauze and hurried off, presumably to drag another injured trooper from the front. Dogma lay there, groaning in pain, listening to the indistinct yelling of his brothers and wincing whenever the ground shook. Was this what Tye felt? Were his last moments spent alone and in agony? An explosion rang out, and by the way his ears ached afterwards, Dogma suspected that it was very close by.

The Separatists were bombing the groups of injured troopers; horrific but not unheard of or unexpected. Eventually, the blurry form of the medic appeared above him, looking at Dogma for a second before stamping a red tag to his chest plate and moving onto the next trooper.

Please tell me that means I can get out of here , Dogma thought, panting as his leg throbbed painfully. His prayers were answered when he felt himself being dragged again, and he nearly bit through his lip at the agony of his leg scraping against the ground. After a few minutes the dragging stopped and he was lifted onto a hard surface. Opening his eyes, Dogma could blearily make out a grey ceiling above him and he sighed in relief. He was on the transport. Dogma opened his eyes, a dull throbbing pain registering in his mind.

He looked up at the white ceiling and frowned in confusion, raising his arm to rub his face when the tube running into his hand made him start. Staring at the offending mechanism, he gasped and scrambled into a sitting position, looking for the damage to his leg. The sudden rush caused his head to spin and he leaned over the cot to empty the contents of his stomach onto the ground, though it was thankfully only fluids. Just a gnarly scar and some mild nerve damage.

Dogma watched the medic warily. He was awfully chipper for someone in such a traumatic job, pleasant smile stretching over a scar that travelled from below his left nostril, down over his lips to his chin.

Dogma realised he was still in his blacks, smelling of a nasty combination of sweat, dirt and blood, and immediately felt sorry for Brent. With a start, Dogma remembered his brothers who were still down on the surface. Tup, Hardcase… were they alright? Maybe they were even up here with him? Dogma nodded, closing his eyes as he felt Brent prodded lightly at his wound.

Not long after you lot got here, we heard the communications tower got overrun and then they jammed all our signals. Well… for a high-grade burn that is. The communications tower had been overrun, implying heavy casualties, he was likely presumed dead, and he had no idea if Tup or Hardcase were still alive and had no way to find out.

Plus, his leg nearly got blown off. As each hour passed, the dull throb slowly grew to a steady ache. By the time Brent returned with the promise of more pain medication, the agony was starting to return. Brent fiddled with his hand tube and the pain reduced almost immediately. Dogma closed his eyes and unclenched his fists in relief. About to refuse, Dogma paused.